"You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct."
		-- M. Somerset Maugham
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"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
		-- Bert Lantz
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"The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception a necessity."
		-- Oscar Wilde
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"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
		-- Voltaire
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"There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them"
		-- Heisenberg
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"It takes all sorts of in & out-door schooling to get adapted to my kind of fooling"
		-- R. Frost
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"Confound these ancestors.... They've stolen our best ideas!"
		-- Ben Jonson
%
I just thought of something funny...your mother.
		-- Cheech Marin
%
That's the thing about people who think they hate computers.  What they really hate is lousy programmers.
		-- Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle in "Oath of Fealty"
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Wherever you go...There you are.
		-- Buckaroo Banzai
%
Life in the state of nature is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.
		-- Thomas Hobbes, Leviathan
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Lack of skill dictates economy of style.
		-- Joey Ramone
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Successful and fortunate crime is called virtue.
		-- Seneca
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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
		-- Edmund Burke
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You may call me by my name, Wirth, or by my value, Worth.
		-- Nicklaus Wirth
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Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll invite himself over for dinner.
		-- Calvin Keegan
%
Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future.
		-- Niels Bohr
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Things are not as simple as they seems at first.
		-- Edward Thorp
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It is surely a great calamity for a human being to have no obsessions.
		-- Robert Bly
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Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.
		-- Alan Turing
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Uncertain fortune is thoroughly mastered by the equity of the calculation.
		-- Blaise Pascal
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After Goliath's defeat, giants ceased to command respect.
		-- Freeman Dyson
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of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex.
		-- Ellyn Mustard
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The only way to learn a new programming language is by writing programs in it.
		-- Brian Kernighan
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Perfection is achieved only on the point of collapse.
		-- C. N. Parkinson
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Police up your spare rounds and frags.  Don't leave nothin' for the dinks.
		-- Willem Dafoe in "Platoon"
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"All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific."
		-- Jane Wagner
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"The greatest warriors are the ones who fight for peace."
		-- Holly Near
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"No matter where you go, there you are..."
		-- Buckaroo Banzai
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"I'm growing older, but not up."
		-- Jimmy Buffett
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"Oh dear, I think you'll find reality's on the blink again."
		-- Marvin The Paranoid Android
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"Send lawyers, guns and money..."
		-- Lyrics from a Warren Zevon song
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"I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs."
		-- H. L. Mencken
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"Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin."
		-- Michael O'Donohugh
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The last thing one knows in constructing a work is what to put first.
		-- Blaise Pascal
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A morsel of genuine history is a thing so rare as to be always valuable.
		-- Thomas Jefferson
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What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expect generally happens.
		-- Bengamin Disraeli
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For every problem there is one solution which is simple, neat, and wrong.
		-- H. L. Mencken
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Don't tell me how hard you work.  Tell me how much you get done.
		-- James J. Ling
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It's currently a problem of access to gigabits through punybaud.
		-- J. C. R. Licklider
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A right is not what someone gives you; it's what no one can take from you.
		-- Ramsey Clark
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It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river.
		-- Abraham Lincoln
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Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.
		-- Jean Cocteau
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"Don't try to outweird me, three-eyes.  I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal."
		-- Zaphod Beeblebrox in "Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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"Show business is just like high school, except you get paid."
		-- Martin Mull
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"This isn't brain surgery; it's just television."
		-- David Letterman
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"Morality is one thing.  Ratings are everything."
		-- A Network 23 executive on "Max Headroom"
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The power to destroy a planet is insignificant when compared to the power of the Force.
		-- Darth Vader
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When I left you, I was but the pupil.  Now, I am the master.
		-- Darth Vader
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Children begin by loving their parents.  After a time they judge them.  Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.
		-- Oscar Wilde
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"Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the world."
		-- The Beach Boys
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"Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas."
		-- Ian Fleming, "Casino Royale"
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"I think trash is the most important manifestation of culture we have in my lifetime."
		-- Johnny Legend
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Memories of you remind me of you.
		-- Karl Lehenbauer
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Life.  Don't talk to me about life.
		-- Marvin the Paranoid Android
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It is your destiny.
		-- Darth Vader
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Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster at your side.
		-- Han Solo
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"I am your density."
		-- George McFly in "Back to the Future"
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"So why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here."
		-- Biff in "Back to the Future"
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"Falling in love makes smoking pot all day look like the ultimate in restraint."
		-- Dave Sim, author of Cerebrus.
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"I may kid around about drugs, but really, I take them seriously."
		-- Doctor Graper
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Operating-system software is the program that orchestrates all the basic functions of a computer.
		-- The Wall Street Journal, Tuesday, September 15, 1987, page 40
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You can't have everything... where would you put it?
		-- Steven Wright
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I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
		-- Steven Wright
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"Live or die, I'll make a million."
		-- Reebus Kneebus, before his jump to the center of the earth, Firesign Theater
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There are bugs and then there are bugs.  And then there are bugs.
		-- Karl Lehenbauer
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My computer can beat up your computer.
		-- Karl Lehenbauer
%
Kill Ugly Processor Architectures
		-- Karl Lehenbauer
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Kill Ugly Radio
		-- Frank Zappa
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Repel them.  Repel them.  Induce them to relinquish the spheroid.
		-- Indiana University fans' chant for their perennially bad football team
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If it's working, the diagnostics say it's fine. If it's not working, the diagnostics say it's fine.
		-- A proposed addition to rules for realtime programming
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In the realm of scientific observation, luck is granted only to those who are prepared.
		-- Louis Pasteur
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"Come on over here, baby, I want to do a thing with you."
		-- A Cop, arresting a non-groovy person after the revolution, Firesign Theater
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"Ahead warp factor 1"
		-- Captain Kirk
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America has been discovered before, but it has always been hushed up.
		-- Oscar Wilde
%
Unix:  Some say the learning curve is steep, but you only have to climb it once.
		-- Karl Lehenbauer
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Sometimes, too long is too long.
		-- Joe Crowe
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"Of all the tyrannies that affect mankind, tyranny in religion is the worst."
		-- Thomas Paine
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"I say we take off; nuke the site from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure."
		-- Corporal Hicks, in "Aliens"
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Life's the same, except for the shoes.
		-- The Cars
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Purple hum Assorted cars Laser lights, you bring  All to prove You're on the move and vanishing
		-- The Cars
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Were there fewer fools, knaves would starve.
		-- Anonymous
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"Those who believe in astrology are living in houses with foundations of Silly Putty."
		-- Dennis Rawlins, astronomer
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Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother.
		-- Kahlil Gibran
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Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith.
		-- Paul Tillich, German theologian and historian
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Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
		-- Voltaire
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If only God would give me some clear sign!  Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.
		-- Woody Allen
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To downgrade the human mind is bad theology.
		-- C. K. Chesterton
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Life is a process, not a principle, a mystery to be lived, not a problem to be solved.
		-- Gerard Straub, television producer and author (stolen from Frank Herbert??)
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So we follow our wandering paths, and the very darkness acts as our guide and our doubts serve to reassure us.
		-- Jean-Pierre de Caussade, eighteenth-century Jesuit priest
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Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.
		-- H. L. Mencken
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"Unibus timeout fatal trap program lost sorry"
		-- An error message printed by DEC's RSTS operating system for the PDP-11
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God requireth not a uniformity of religion.
		-- Roger Williams
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I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature.
		-- Thomas Jefferson
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We're here to give you a computer, not a religion.
		-- attributed to Bob Pariseau, at the introduction of the Amiga
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...there can be no public or private virtue unless the foundation of action is the practice of truth.
		-- George Jacob Holyoake
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"I'm a mean green mother from outer space"
		-- Audrey II, The Little Shop of Horrors
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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
		-- Andy Finkel, computer guy
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NOWPRINT. NOWPRINT. Clemclone, back to the shadows again.
		-- The Firesign Theater
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We want to create puppets that pull their own strings.
		-- Ann Marion
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I know engineers.  They love to change things.
		-- Dr. McCoy
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Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.
		-- Henry Spencer, University of Toronto Unix hack
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Clothes make the man.  Naked people have little or no influence on society.
		-- Mark Twain
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The sooner all the animals are extinct, the sooner we'll find their money.
		-- Ed Bluestone
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New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
		-- David Letterman
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You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.
		-- Al Capone
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Remember, there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
		-- Frank Zappa
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"There is no statute of limitations on stupidity."
		-- Randomly produced by a computer program called Markov3.
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To follow foolish precedents, and wink With both our eyes, is easier than to think.
		-- William Cowper
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It is the quality rather than the quantity that matters.
		-- Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4 B.C. - A.D. 65)
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Nothing ever becomes real until it is experienced.
		-- John Keats
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"We can't schedule an orgy, it might be construed as fighting"
		-- Stanley Sutton
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Weekends were made for programming.
		-- Karl Lehenbauer
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"Ada is the work of an architect, not a computer scientist."
		-- Jean Icbiah, inventor of Ada, weenie
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I am here by the will of the people and I won't leave until I get my raincoat back.
		-- a slogan of the anarchists in Richard Kadrey's "Metrophage"
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As long as we're going to reinvent the wheel again, we might as well try making it round this time.
		-- Mike Dennison
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This restaurant was advertising breakfast any time. So I ordered french toast in the renaissance.
		-- Steven Wright, comedian
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Everyone has a purpose in life.  Perhaps yours is watching television.
		-- David Letterman
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Whenever people agree with me, I always think I must be wrong.
		-- Oscar Wilde
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My mother is a fish.
		-- William Faulkner
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Truth has always been found to promote the best interests of mankind...
		-- Percy Bysshe Shelley
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It is wrong always, everywhere and for everyone to believe anything upon insufficient evidence.
		-- W. K. Clifford, British philosopher, circa 1876
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Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
		-- Voltaire
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It is clear that the individual who persecutes a man, his brother, because he is not of the same opinion, is a monster.
		-- Voltaire
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A fanatic is a person who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
		-- Winston Churchill
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Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proven innocent.
		-- George Orwell
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Nothing is easier than to denounce the evildoer; nothing is more difficult than to understand him.
		-- Fyodor Dostoevski
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The world is no nursery.
		-- Sigmund Freud
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"You need tender loving care once a week - so that I can slap you into shape."
		-- Ellyn Mustard
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"It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God but to  create him."
		-- Arthur C. Clarke
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"Why should we subsidize intellectual curiosity?"
		-- Ronald Reagan
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"There is nothing new under the sun, but there are lots of old things  we don't know yet."
		-- Ambrose Bierce
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"Plan to throw one away.  You will anyway."
		-- Fred Brooks, "The Mythical Man Month"
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You need tender loving care once a week - so that I can slap you into shape.
		-- Ellyn Mustard
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"It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God but to  create him."
		-- Arthur C. Clarke
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"Why should we subsidize intellectual curiosity?"
		-- Ronald Reagan
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"There is nothing new under the sun, but there are lots of old things  we don't know yet."
		-- Ambrose Bierce
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"I have just one word for you, my boy...plastics."
		-- from "The Graduate"
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"There is such a fine line between genius and stupidity."
		-- David St. Hubbins, "Spinal Tap"
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"If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been necessary to invent it."
		-- Karl Lehenbauer
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Brain damage is all in your head.
		-- Karl Lehenbauer
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Wish and hope succeed in discerning signs of paranormality where reason and careful scientific procedure fail.
		-- James E. Alcock, The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. 12
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"It is better to have tried and failed than to have failed to try, but the result's the same."
		-- Mike Dennison
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"Regardless of the legal speed limit, your Buick must be operated at speeds faster than 85 MPH (140kph)."
		-- 1987 Buick Grand National owners manual.
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"Your attitude determines your attitude."
		-- Zig Ziglar, self-improvement doofus
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"By long-standing tradition, I take this opportunity to savage other designers in the thin disguise of good, clean fun."
		-- P. J. Plauger, from his April Fool's column in April 88's "Computer Language"
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"If you want to eat hippopotamus, you've got to pay the freight."
		-- attributed to an IBM guy, about why IBM software uses so much memory
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It is better to never have tried anything than to have tried something and failed.
		-- motto of jerks, weenies and losers everywhere
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"...all the good computer designs are bootlegged; the formally planned products, if they are built at all, are dogs!"
		-- David E. Lundstrom, "A Few Good Men From Univac", MIT Press, 1987
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"To take a significant step forward, you must make a series of finite improvements."
		-- Donald J. Atwood, General Motors
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"We will bury you."
		-- Nikita Kruschev
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"Now here's something you're really going to like!"
		-- Rocket J. Squirrel
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"How to make a million dollars:  First, get a million dollars."
		-- Steve Martin
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"Language shapes the way we think, and determines what we can think about."
		-- B. L. Whorf
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"For the love of phlegm...a stupid wall of death rays.  How tacky can ya get?"
		-- Post Brothers comics
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"Bureaucracy is the enemy of innovation."
		-- Mark Shepherd, former President and CEO of Texas Instruments
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"An organization dries up if you don't challenge it with growth."
		-- Mark Shepherd, former President and CEO of Texas Instruments
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"I've seen it.  It's rubbish."
		-- Marvin the Paranoid Android
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I find you lack of faith in the forth dithturbing.
		-- Darse ("Darth") Vader
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"All Bibles are man-made."
		-- Thomas Edison
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"Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love."
		-- Albert Einstein
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"I think Michael is like litmus paper - he's always trying to learn."
		-- Elizabeth Taylor, absurd non-sequitir about Michael Jackson
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"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on."
		-- Samuel Goldwyn
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"We shall reach greater and greater platitudes of achievement."
		-- Richard J. Daley
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"With molasses you catch flies, with vinegar you catch nobody."
		-- Baltimore City Councilman Dominic DiPietro
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"Lead us in a few words of silent prayer."
		-- Bill Peterson, former Houston Oiler football coach
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"I couldn't remember things until I took that Sam Carnegie course."
		-- Bill Peterson, former Houston Oiler football coach
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"Right now I feel that I've got my feet on the ground as far as my head is concerned."
		-- Baseball pitcher Bo Belinsky
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"Ninety percent of baseball is half mental."
		-- Yogi Berra
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"jackpot:  you may have an unnecessary change record"
		-- message from "diff"
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"One lawyer can steal more than a hundred men with guns."
		-- The Godfather
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"Those who will be able to conquer software will be able to conquer the world."
		-- Tadahiro Sekimoto, president, NEC Corp.
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"There are some good people in it, but the orchestra as a whole is equivalent to a gang bent on destruction."
		-- John Cage, composer
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"One day I woke up and discovered that I was in love with tripe."
		-- Tom Anderson
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"Most people would like to be delivered from  temptation but would like it to keep in touch."
		-- Robert Orben
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"When people are least sure, they are often most dogmatic."
		-- John Kenneth Galbraith
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"Nature is very un-American.  Nature never hurries."
		-- William George Jordan
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"We learn from history that we learn nothing from history."
		-- George Bernard Shaw
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"Flattery is all right -- if you don't inhale."
		-- Adlai Stevenson
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"Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago."
		-- Bernard Berenson
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"A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices."
		-- William James
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"Tell the truth and run."
		-- Yugoslav proverb
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"Never face facts; if you do, you'll never get up in the morning."
		-- Marlo Thomas
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"Life is a garment we continuously alter, but which never seems to fit."
		-- David McCord
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"The value of marriage is not that adults produce children, but that children produce adults."
		-- Peter De Vries
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"It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
		-- Alfred Adler
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"Security is mostly a superstition.  It does not exist in nature... Life is either a daring adventure or nothing."
		-- Helen Keller
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"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."
		-- Albert Einstein
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"Success covers a multitude of blunders."
		-- George Bernard Shaw
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"Yes, and I feel bad about rendering their useless carci into dogfood..."
		-- Badger comics
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"Is it really you, Fuzz, or is it Memorex, or is it radiation sickness?"
		-- Sonic Disruptors comics
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"Most of us, when all is said and done, like what we like and make up reasons for it afterwards."
		-- Soren F. Petersen
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"You're a creature of the night, Michael.  Wait'll Mom hears about this."
		-- from the movie "The Lost Boys"
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"Plastic gun.  Ingenious.  More coffee, please."
		-- The Phantom comics
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"A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten."
		-- Doug Larson
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"The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was."
		-- Walt West
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"Silent gratitude isn't very much use to anyone."
		-- G. B. Stearn
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"In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with the current."
		-- Thomas Jefferson
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"But this one goes to eleven."
		-- Nigel Tufnel
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"Been through Hell?  Whaddya bring back for me?"
		-- A. Brilliant
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"I've got some amyls.  We could either party later or, like, start his heart."
		-- "Cheech and Chong's Next Movie"
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SHOP OR DIE, people of Earth! [offer void where prohibited]
		-- Capitalists from outer space, from Justice League Int'l comics
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"Roman Polanski makes his own blood.  He's smart -- that's why his movies work."
		-- A brilliant director at "Frank's Place"
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"The following is not for the weak of heart or Fundamentalists."
		-- Dave Barry
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"I take Him shopping with me. I say, 'OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain'"
		-- Tammy Faye Bakker
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"I don't believe in sweeping social change being manifested by one person, unless he has an atomic weapon."
		-- Howard Chaykin
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"Hi, I'm Professor Alan Ginsburg... But you can call me... Captain Toke."
		-- John Lovitz, as ex-Supreme Court nominee Alan Ginsburg, on SNL
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"Time is money and money can't buy you love and I love your outfit"
		-- T.H.U.N.D.E.R. #1
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"Can't you just gesture hypnotically and make him disappear?"     "It does not work that way.  RUN!"
		-- Hadji on metaphyics and Mandrake in "Johnny Quest"
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"You shouldn't make my toaster angry."
		-- Household security explained in "Johnny Quest"
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"Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully."
		-- Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse
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"Everyone is entitled to an *informed* opinion."
		-- Harlan Ellison
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"It's curtains for you, Mighty Mouse!  This gun is so futuristic that even *I* don't know how it works!"
		-- from Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse
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"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
		-- George Carlin
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"If it's not loud, it doesn't work!"
		-- Blank Reg, from "Max Headroom"
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"Remember kids, if there's a loaded gun in the room, be sure that you're the one holding it"
		-- Captain Combat
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"Hello again, Peabody here..."
		-- Mister Peabody
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"It's the best thing since professional golfers on 'ludes."
		-- Rick Obidiah
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"Well, social relevance is a schtick, like mysteries, social relevance, science fiction..."
		-- Art Spiegelman
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"And remember: Evil will always prevail, because Good is dumb."
		-- Spaceballs
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"During the race   We may eat your dust,   But when you graduate,   You'll work for us."
		-- Reed College cheer
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"We don't have to protect the environment -- the Second Coming is at hand."
		-- James Watt
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"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this  country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."
		-- Steve Martin
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"To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."
		-- Woody Allen
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Noncombatant:  A dead Quaker.
		-- Ambrose Bierce
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"There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again."
		-- Clint Eastwood
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A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I. I believe everything positively stinks.
		-- Lew Col
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"Because he's a character who's looking for his own identity, [He-Man is] an interesting role for an actor."
		-- Dolph Lundgren, "actor"
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"If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up."
		-- Max Von Sydow's character in "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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"Only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core."
		-- Hannah Arendt.
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"The sixties were good to you, weren't they?"
		-- George Carlin
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"You stay here, Audrey -- this is between me and the vegetable!"
		-- Seymour, from _Little Shop Of Horrors_
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From Sharp minds come... pointed heads.
		-- Bryan Sparrowhawk
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"We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities."
		-- Robin Williams, _Good Morning Vietnam_
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"You know, we've won awards for this crap."
		-- David Letterman
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It was pity stayed his hand. "Pity I don't have any more bullets," thought Frito.
		-- _Bored_of_the_Rings_, a Harvard Lampoon parody of Tolkein
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"If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you?"
		-- Garrison Keillor
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"Mr. Spock succumbs to a powerful mating urge and nearly kills Captain Kirk."
		-- TV Guide, describing the Star Trek episode _Amok_Time_
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"Poor man... he was like an employee to me."
		-- The police commissioner on "Sledge Hammer" laments the death of his bodyguard
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"Trust me.  I know what I'm doing."
		-- Sledge Hammer
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"All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable."
		-- Fran Lebowitz
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"If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?"
		-- Lily Tomlin
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"Look! There! Evil!.. pure and simple, total evil from the Eighth Dimension!"
		-- Buckaroo Banzai
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"I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid"
		-- the artificial person, from _Aliens_
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"The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."
		-- Louisiana governor Edwin Edwards
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"Danger, you haven't seen the last of me!"    "No, but the first of you turns my stomach!"
		-- The Firesign Theatre's Nick Danger
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Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore.
		-- Russian Proverb
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"When anyone says `theoretically,' they really mean `not really.'"
		-- David Parnas
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"No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it."
		-- C. Schulz
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"For the man who has everything... Penicillin."
		-- F. Borquin
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"I've finally learned what `upward compatible' means. It means we   get to keep all our old mistakes."
		-- Dennie van Tassel
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"The way of the world is to praise dead saints and prosecute live ones."
		-- Nathaniel Howe
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"It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underware."
		-- Norm, from _Cheers_
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"I'll rob that rich person and give it to some poor deserving slob.  That will *prove* I'm Robin Hood."
		-- Daffy Duck, Looney Tunes, _Robin Hood Daffy_
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"Would I turn on the gas if my pal Mugsy were in there?"    "You might, rabbit, you might!"
		-- Looney Tunes, Bugs and Thugs (1954, Friz Freleng)
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"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich."
		-- Looney Tunes, Ali Baba Bunny (1957, Chuck Jones)
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"And do you think (fop that I am) that I could be the Scarlet Pumpernickel?"
		-- Looney Tunes, The Scarlet Pumpernickel (1950, Chuck Jones)
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"Kill the Wabbit, Kill the Wabbit, Kill the Wabbit!"
		-- Looney Tunes, "What's Opera Doc?" (1957, Chuck Jones)
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"I DO want your money, because god wants your money!"
		-- The Reverend Jimmy, from _Repo_Man_
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"You show me an American who can keep his mouth shut and I'll eat him."
		-- Newspaperman from Frank Capra's _Meet_John_Doe_
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"There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum."
		-- Arthur C. Clarke
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"Not only is God dead, but just try to find a plumber on weekends."
		-- Woody Allen
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"If you are beginning to doubt what I am saying, you are  probably hallucinating."
		-- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_
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"Nuclear war would really set back cable."
		-- Ted Turner
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"You tweachewous miscweant!"
		-- Elmer Fudd
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"Open Channel D..."
		-- Napoleon Solo, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
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"The pyramid is opening!"    "Which one?" "The one with the ever-widening hole in it!"
		-- The Firesign Theatre
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"My sense of purpose is gone! I have no idea who I AM!"     "Oh, my God... You've.. You've turned him into a DEMOCRAT!"
		-- Doonesbury
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"You are WRONG, you ol' brass-breasted fascist poop!"
		-- Bloom County
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"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
		-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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"The voters have spoken, the bastards..."
		-- unknown
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"I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk"
		-- John Huston
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"Be there.  Aloha."
		-- Steve McGarret, _Hawaii Five-Oh_
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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro..."
		-- Hunter S. Thompson
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"Say yur prayers, yuh flea-pickin' varmint!"
		-- Yosemite Sam
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"There... I've run rings 'round you logically"
		-- Monty Python's Flying Circus
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"Just the facts, Ma'am"
		-- Joe Friday
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"I have five dollars for each of you."
		-- Bernhard Goetz
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Mausoleum:  The final and funniest folly of the rich.
		-- Ambrose Bierce
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Riches:  A gift from Heaven signifying, "This is my beloved son, in whom I am well pleased."
		-- John D. Rockefeller, (slander by Ambrose Bierce)
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All things are either sacred or profane. The former to ecclesiasts bring gain; The latter to the devil appertain.
		-- Dumbo Omohundro
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Saint:  A dead sinner revised and edited.
		-- Ambrose Bierce
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Meekness:  Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.
		-- Ambrose Bierce
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Disobedience:  The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.
		-- Ambrose Bierce
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Egotist:  A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.
		-- Ambrose Bierce
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A penny saved is a penny to squander.
		-- Ambrose Bierce
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Ocean:  A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -- who has no gills.
		-- Ambrose Bierce
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Physician:  One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.
		-- Ambrose Bierce
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Philosophy:  A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
		-- Ambrose Bierce
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Pray:  To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
		-- Ambrose Bierce
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Presidency:  The greased pig in the field game of American politics.
		-- Ambrose Bierce
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"In the fight between you and the world, back the world."
		-- Frank Zappa
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"Being against torture ought to be sort of a bipartisan thing."
		-- Karl Lehenbauer
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"Here comes Mr. Bill's dog."
		-- Narrator, Saturday Night Live
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"Maintain an awareness for contribution -- to your schedule, your project, our company."
		-- A Group of Employees
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"Ask not what A Group of Employees can do for you.  But ask what can All Employees do for A Group of Employees."
		-- Mike Dennison
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"I will make no bargains with terrorist hardware."
		-- Peter da Silva
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"If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell."
		-- Jimmy Swaggart, 5/20/88
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"Dump the condiments.  If we are to be eaten, we don't need to taste good."
		-- "Visionaries" cartoon
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"Aww, if you make me cry anymore, you'll fog up my helmet."
		-- "Visionaries" cartoon
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When it is incorrect, it is, at least *authoritatively* incorrect.
		-- Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy
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"I got everybody to pay up front...then I blew up their planet."   "Now why didn't I think of that?"
		-- Post Bros. Comics
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"Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed."
		-- Robin, The Boy Wonder
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The F-15 Eagle:  If it's up, we'll shoot it down.  If it's down, we'll blow it up.
		-- A McDonnell-Douglas ad from a few years ago
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"It's my cookie file and if I come up with something that's lame and I like it, it goes in."
		-- karl (Karl Lehenbauer)
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"When in doubt, print 'em out."
		-- Karl's Programming Proverb 0x7
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Fools ignore complexity.  Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it.  Geniuses remove it.
		-- Perlis's Programming Proverb #58, SIGPLAN Notices, Sept.  1982
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"We came.  We saw.  We kicked its ass."
		-- Bill Murray, _Ghostbusters_
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"Laugh while you can, monkey-boy."
		-- Dr. Emilio Lizardo
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"Floggings will continue until morale improves."
		-- anonymous flyer being distributed at Exxon USA
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"Free markets select for winning solutions."
		-- Eric S. Raymond
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"Wish not to seem, but to be, the best."
		-- Aeschylus
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"Survey says..."
		-- Richard Dawson, weenie, on "Family Feud"
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"Paul Lynde to block..."
		-- a contestant on "Hollywood Squares"
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"Little else matters than to write good code."
		-- Karl Lehenbauer
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To write good code is a worthy challenge, and a source of civilized delight.
		-- stolen and paraphrased from William Safire
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"Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward"
		-- William E. Davidsen
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"If a computer can't directly address all the RAM you can use, it's just a toy."
		-- anonymous comp.sys.amiga posting, non-sequitir
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"A dirty mind is a joy forever."
		-- Randy Kunkee
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"A car is just a big purse on wheels."
		-- Johanna Reynolds
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"History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions."
		-- Ted Koppel
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"If that man in the PTL is such a healer, why can't he make his wife's  hairdo go down?"
		-- Robin Williams
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"What a wonder is USENET; such wholesale production of conjecture from such a trifling investment in fact."
		-- Carl S. Gutekunst
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"Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing."
		-- Karl Lehenbauer, as amended by Jeff Daiell, a Libertarian
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"An ounce of prevention is worth a ton of code."
		-- an anonymous programmer
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"To IBM, 'open' means there is a modicum of interoperability among some of their equipment."
		-- Harv Masterson
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"Just think of a computer as hardware you can program."
		-- Nigel de la Tierre
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"If you own a machine, you are in turn owned by it, and spend your time  serving it..."
		-- Marion Zimmer Bradley, _The Forbidden Tower_
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"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler."
		-- Albert Einstein
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"An entire fraternity of strapping Wall-Street-bound youth.  Hell - this is going to be a blood bath!"
		-- Post Bros. Comics
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"Neighbors!!  We got neighbors!  We ain't supposed to have any neighbors, and I just had to shoot one."
		-- Post Bros. Comics
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"Gotcha, you snot-necked weenies!"
		-- Post Bros. Comics
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interlard - vt., to intersperse; diversify
		-- Webster's New World Dictionary Of The American Language
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"Everybody is talking about the weather but nobody does anything about it."
		-- Mark Twain
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"The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who, in times of moral crisis, preserved their neutrality."
		-- Dante
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"The medium is the message."
		-- Marshall McLuhan
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"The medium is the massage."
		-- Crazy Nigel
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"Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser."
		-- Vince Lombardi, football coach
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"It might help if we ran the MBA's out of Washington."
		-- Admiral Grace Hopper
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Refreshed by a brief blackout, I got to my feet and went next door.
		-- Martin Amis, _Money_
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"Love may fail, but courtesy will previal."
		-- A Kurt Vonnegut fan
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"There is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress."
		-- Mark Twain
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"You'll pay to know what you really think."
		-- J. R. "Bob" Dobbs
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"We live, in a very kooky time."
		-- Herb Blashtfalt
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"Pull the wool over your own eyes!"
		-- J. R. "Bob" Dobbs
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"Our reruns are better than theirs."
		-- Nick at Nite
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Life is a game.  Money is how we keep score.
		-- Ted Turner
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"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."
		-- The Wizard Of Oz
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"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."
		-- Karl, as he stepped behind the computer to reboot it, during a FAT
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"It ain't so much the things we don't know that get us in trouble.  It's the things we know that ain't so."
		-- Artemus Ward aka Charles Farrar Brown
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"Don't discount flying pigs before you have good air defense."
		-- jvh@clinet.FI
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"In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble."
		-- Alan Perlis
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"Pok pok pok, P'kok!"
		-- Superchicken
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"You can't get very far in this world without your dossier being there first."
		-- Arthur Miller
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"What people have been reduced to are mere 3-D representations of their own data."
		-- Arthur Miller
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"Why waste negative entropy on comments, when you could use the same entropy to create bugs instead?"
		-- Steve Elias
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"The pathology is to want control, not that you ever get it, because of course you never do."
		-- Gregory Bateson
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"Your butt is mine."
		-- Michael Jackson, Bad
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"Once they go up, who cares where they come down?  That's not my department."
		-- Werner von Braun
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"When the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to treat everything as if it were a nail."
		-- Abraham Maslow
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"Imitation is the sincerest form of television."
		-- The New Mighty Mouse
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"The lesser of two evils -- is evil."
		-- Seymour (Sy) Leon
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"Is this foreplay?"    "No, this is Nuke Strike.  Foreplay has lousy graphics.  Beat me again."
		-- Duckert, in "Bad Rubber," Albedo #0 (comics)
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"A mind is a terrible thing to have leaking out your ears."
		-- The League of Sadistic Telepaths
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"Life sucks, but it's better than the alternative."
		-- Peter da Silva
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"I shall expect a chemical cure for psychopathic behavior by 10 A.M. tomorrow, or I'll have your guts for spaghetti."
		-- a comic panel by Cotham
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"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
		-- Will Rogers
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"An open mind has but one disadvantage: it collects dirt."
		-- a saying at RPI
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"The geeks shall inherit the earth."
		-- Karl Lehenbauer
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"Beware of programmers carrying screwdrivers."
		-- Chip Salzenberg
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"Elvis is my copilot."
		-- Cal Keegan
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"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.  Hate me because I'm beautiful, smart and rich."
		-- Calvin Keegan
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"Let us condemn to hellfire all those who disagree with us."
		-- militant religionists everywhere
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"The number of Unix installations has grown to 10, with more expected."
		-- The Unix Programmer's Manual, 2nd Edition, June, 1972
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"Engineering without management is art."
		-- Jeff Johnson
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"I'm not a god, I was misquoted."
		-- Lister, Red Dwarf
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"Seed me, Seymour"
		-- a random number generator meets the big green mother from outer space
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"Buy land.  They've stopped making it."
		-- Mark Twain
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"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."
		-- Dave Bowman, 2001
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"There was no difference between the behavior of a god and the operations of pure chance..."
		-- Thomas Pynchon, _Gravity's Rainbow_
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...the prevailing Catholic odor - incense, wax, centuries of mild bleating from the lips of the flock.
		-- Thomas Pynchon, _Gravity's Rainbow_
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"This generation may be the one that will face Armageddon."
		-- Ronald Reagan, "People" magazine, December 26, 1985
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"Call immediately.  Time is running out.  We both need to do something monstrous before we die."
		-- Message from Ralph Steadman to Hunter Thompson
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"The only way for a reporter to look at a politician is down."
		-- H. L. Mencken
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"You don't go out and kick a mad dog.  If you have a mad dog with rabies, you take a gun and shoot him."
		-- Pat Robertson, TV Evangelist, about Muammar Kadhafy
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miracle:  an extremely outstanding or unusual event, thing, or accomplishment.
		-- Webster's Dictionary
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"If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong."
		-- Norm Schryer
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"May your future be limited only by your dreams."
		-- Christa McAuliffe
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"It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it."
		-- Henry Allen
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"Life begins when you can spend your spare time programming instead of watching television."
		-- Cal Keegan
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"Anyone attempting to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin."
		-- John Von Neumann
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"Freedom is still the most radical idea of all."
		-- Nathaniel Branden
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"I never let my schooling get in the way of my education."
		-- Mark Twain
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These screamingly hilarious gogs ensure owners of     X Ray Gogs to be the life of any party.
		-- X-Ray Gogs Instructions
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"Thank heaven for startups; without them we'd never have any advances."
		-- Seymour Cray
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"Ada is PL/I trying to be Smalltalk.
		-- Codoso diBlini
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"The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding."
		-- Justice Louis O. Brandeis (Olmstead vs. United States)
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"'Tis true, 'tis pity, and pity 'tis 'tis true."
		-- Poloniouius, in Willie the Shake's _Hamlet, Prince of Darkness_
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"All the people are so happy now, their heads are caving in.  I'm glad they are a snowman with protective rubber skin"
		-- They Might Be Giants
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"Indecision is the basis of flexibility"
		-- button at a Science Fiction convention.
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"Sometimes insanity is the only alternative"
		-- button at a Science Fiction convention.
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"Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time."
		-- a coffee cup
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"The most important thing in a man is not what he knows, but what he is."
		-- Narciso Yepes
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"All we are given is possibilities -- to make ourselves one thing or another."
		-- Ortega y Gasset
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"From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere."
		-- Dr. Seuss
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"When it comes to humility, I'm the greatest."
		-- Bullwinkle Moose
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"Engineering meets art in the parking lot and things explode."
		-- Garry Peterson, about Survival Research Labs
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"Never give in.  Never give in.  Never. Never. Never."
		-- Winston Churchill
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"Never ascribe to malice that which is caused by greed and ignorance."
		-- Cal Keegan
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"If you want to know what happens to you when you die, go look at some dead stuff."
		-- Dave Enyeart
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"I prefer rogues to imbeciles, because they sometimes take a rest."
		-- Alexandre Dumas (fils)
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"Everyone's head is a cheap movie show."
		-- Jeff G. Bone
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"If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed."
		-- Albert Einstein
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"What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out, which is the exact opposite."
		-- Bertrand Russell, _Sceptical_Essays_, 1928
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"Were there no women, men might live like gods."
		-- Thomas Dekker
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"Intelligence without character is a dangerous thing."
		-- G. Steinem
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"It's not just a computer -- it's your ass."
		-- Cal Keegan
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"BTW, does Jesus know you flame?"
		-- Diane Holt, dianeh@binky.UUCP, to Ed Carp
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"I've seen the forgeries I've sent out."
		-- John F. Haugh II (jfh@rpp386.Dallas.TX.US), about forging net news articles
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"Oh my!  An `inflammatory attitude' in alt.flame?  Never heard of such a thing..."
		-- Allen Gwinn, allen@sulaco.Sigma.COM
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"In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point."
		-- Friedrich Nietzsche
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"Who alone has reason to *lie himself out* of actuality?  He who *suffers*  from it."
		-- Friedrich Nietzsche
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"You who hate the Jews so, why did you adopt their religion?"
		-- Friedrich Nietzsche, addressing anti-semitic Christians
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"Faith:  not *wanting* to know what is true."
		-- Friedrich Nietzsche
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"It doesn't much signify whom one marries for one is sure to find out next morning it was someone else."
		-- Rogers
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"If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry."
		-- Chekhov
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"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished."
		-- Goethe
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"In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved."
		-- Butler
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"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, `What does woman want?'"
		-- Sigmund Freud
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Remember:  Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.
		-- Dave Butler
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"Inquiry is fatal to certainty."
		-- Will Durant
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"Cogito ergo I'm right and you're wrong."
		-- Blair Houghton
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What did Mickey Mouse get for Christmas?  A Dan Quayle watch.
		-- heard from a Mike Dukakis field worker
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Q:  What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer     salesman?  A:  The car salesman can probably drive!
		-- Joan McGalliard (jem@latcs1.oz.au)
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"Your stupidity, Allen, is simply not up to par." -- Dave Mack (mack@inco.UUCP)  "Yours is."
		-- Allen Gwinn (allen@sulaco.sigma.com), in alt.flame
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"Jesus saves...but Gretzky gets the rebound!"
		-- Daniel Hinojosa (hinojosa@hp-sdd)
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"Any excuse will serve a tyrant."
		-- Aesop
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"Experience has proved that some people indeed know everything."
		-- Russell Baker
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"I prefer the blunted cudgels of the followers of the Serpent God."
		-- Sean Doran the Younger
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"If I do not want others to quote me, I do not speak."
		-- Phil Wayne
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"my terminal is a lethal teaspoon."
		-- Patricia O Tuama
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"I am ... a woman ... and ... technically a parasitic uterine growth"
		-- Sean Doran the Younger [allegedly]
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"Is it just me, or does anyone else read `bible humpers' every time someone writes `bible thumpers?'
		-- Joel M. Snyder, jms@mis.arizona.edu
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"Money is the root of all money."
		-- the moving finger
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"Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is to a cockatoo."
		-- George Bernard Shaw
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"Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out."
		-- Montaigne
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"For a male and female to live continuously together is...  biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition."
		-- Robert Briffault
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"Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it."
		-- Baskins
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"The chain which can be yanked is not the eternal chain."
		-- G. Fitch
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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
		-- Mark Twain
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"If there isn't a population problem, why is the government putting cancer in the cigarettes?"
		-- the elder Steptoe, c. 1970
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"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do:  Pour a little  Lavoris in the toilet."
		-- Comedian Jay Leno
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"Here's something to think about:  How come you never see a headline like  `Psychic Wins Lottery.'"
		-- Comedian Jay Leno
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"Well hello there Charlie Brown, you blockhead."
		-- Lucy Van Pelt
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"Time is an illusion.  Lunchtime doubly so."
		-- Ford Prefect, _Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy_
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"Ignorance is the soil in which belief in miracles grows."
		-- Robert G. Ingersoll
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"Let every man teach his son, teach his daughter, that labor is honorable."
		-- Robert G. Ingersoll
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"I have not the slightest confidence in 'spiritual manifestations.'"
		-- Robert G. Ingersoll
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"It is hard to overstate the debt that we owe to men and women of genius."
		-- Robert G. Ingersoll
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"Joy is wealth and love is the legal tender of the soul."
		-- Robert G. Ingersoll
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"The hands that help are better far than the lips that pray."
		-- Robert G. Ingersoll
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"It is the creationists who blasphemously are claiming that God is cheating  us in a stupid way."
		-- J. W. Nienhuys
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"No, no, I don't mind being called the smartest man in the world.  I just wish  it wasn't this one."
		-- Adrian Veidt/Ozymandias, WATCHMEN
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"Be *excellent* to each other."
		-- Bill, or Ted, in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
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"I'm not afraid of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
		-- Woody Allen
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"The Street finds its own uses for technology."
		-- William Gibson
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"Conversion, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the human will."
		-- Virginia Woolf, "Mrs. Dalloway"
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"What the scientists have in their briefcases is terrifying."
		-- Nikita Khrushchev
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"...a most excellent barbarian ... Genghis Kahn!"
		-- _Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure_
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"Pull the trigger and you're garbage."
		-- Lady Blue
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"Oh what wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face..."
		-- a prisoner in "Life of Brian"
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"Truth never comes into the world but like a bastard, to the ignominy of him that brought her birth."
		-- Milton
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"BYTE editors are men who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then  print the chaff."
		-- Lionel Hummel (uiucdcs!hummel), derived from a quote by Adlai Stevenson, Sr.
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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
		-- Benjamin Franklin, 1759
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"I am, therefore I am."
		-- Akira
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"Stan and I thought that this experiment was so stupid, we decided to finance  it ourselves."
		-- Martin Fleischmann, co-discoverer of room-temperature fusion (?)
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"I have more information in one place than anybody in the world."
		-- Jerry Pournelle, an absurd notion, apparently about the BIX BBS
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"It's what you learn after you know it all that counts."
		-- John Wooden
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"We want to create puppets that pull their own strings." -- Ann Marion  "Would this make them Marionettes?"
		-- Jeff Daiell
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"By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect "Hungry."
		-- a Larson cartoon
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"Love your country but never trust its government."
		-- from a hand-painted road sign in central Pennsylvania
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"Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to be maintained."
		-- The Tao of Programming
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"Turn on, tune up, rock out."
		-- Billy Gibbons
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"Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix.  Everyone knows power tools aren't soluble in alcohol..."
		-- Crazy Nigel
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"Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all...."
		-- Thomas J. Kopp
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"A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that worked."
		-- John Gall, _Systemantics_
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"In my opinion, Richard Stallman wouldn't recognize terrorism if it came up and bit him on his Internet."
		-- Ross M. Greenberg
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"Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."
		-- Marvin the paranoid android
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Contemptuous lights flashed across the computer's console.
		-- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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"America is a stronger nation for the ACLU's uncompromising effort."
		-- President John F. Kennedy
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"Well I don't see why I have to make one man miserable when I can make so many men happy."
		-- Ellyn Mustard, about marriage
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"Luke, I'm yer father, eh.  Come over to the dark side, you hoser."
		-- Dave Thomas, "Strange Brew"
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"Don't think; let the machine do it for you!"
		-- E. C. Berkeley
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"It ain't over until it's over."
		-- Casey Stengel
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"If anything can go wrong, it will."
		-- Edsel Murphy
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"Yo baby yo baby yo."
		-- Eddie Murphy
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"More software projects have gone awry for lack of calendar time than for all  other causes combined."
		-- Fred Brooks, Jr., _The Mythical Man Month_
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"Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile."
		-- Karl Lehenbauer
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"Remember, extremism in the nondefense of moderation is not a virtue."
		-- Peter Neumann, about usenet
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"What man has done, man can aspire to do."
		-- Jerry Pournelle, about space flight
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"If you can, help others.  If you can't, at least don't hurt others."
		-- the Dalai Lama
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"Just think, with VLSI we can have 100 ENIACS on a chip!"
		-- Alan Perlis
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"Gort, klaatu nikto barada."
		-- The Day the Earth Stood Still
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"Don't drop acid, take it pass-fail!"
		-- Bryan Michael Wendt
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"I got a question for ya.  Ya got a minute?"
		-- two programmers passing in the hall
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I took a fish head to the movies and I didn't have to pay.
		-- Fish Heads, Saturday Night Live, 1977.
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"Help Mr. Wizard!"
		-- Tennessee Tuxedo
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"Don't talk to me about disclaimers!  I invented disclaimers!"
		-- The Censored Hacker
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"It's when they say 2 + 2 = 5 that I begin to argue."
		-- Eric Pepke
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"Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called 'rain'."
		-- Michael McClary, in alt.fusion
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"You can have my Unix system when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers."
		-- Cal Keegan
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It's always sad when the fleas leave, because that means your dog is dead.
		-- Wesley T. Williams
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